GTS Profile: The Alien

Another often used giantess archetype is the alien. Now, the alien character is a bit deeper than the goddess character I did previously. With a goddess, it’s fairly simple. They have the power and the desire to be big and crush things. But with characters from different worlds, you need more creative license. Especially if you want to seem original in your concept. The only real downside to using alien characters is that it limits you to one genre: sci-fi. Though that’s really not that bad when you consider the possibilities of such a broad genre. So let’s explore the bases behind using alien characters in macrophilia.

In general, nerds and geeks just dream of a distant planet inhabited completely by beautiful women (see Cat Planet Cuties, anime.) Macrophilia takes that same idea and goes “wait, hold on...what if...there was a planet inhabited completely by beautiful women...but they were much larger in scale than humans on Earth?” That’s completely feasible actually. If they are on their planet, and they have only known their race, then they will probably be just as surprised as you’d be when they come to your planet and find out that you and your whole race only comes up to their ankles. Of course, that begs the question: “how did they get to Earth?”

Well, everybody know that alien races are always advanced. Always. There are no primitive aliens. There are also no redneck aliens, but wouldn’t that make an awesome 60s sci-fi classic? Alien Rednecks from Space? But giant beautiful alien girls tend to have the technology to cross star systems with ease. In fact, a trip across millions of lightyears to us may be just a simple holiday road trip to them. So that means they are probably going to come to us before we get to them. And there are many reasons why they’d come: experimentation, exploration, vacation, curiosity, accident, stuff like that. The reason is open to creative merit.

With aliens in general, research is very important. The unfortunate thing is that aliens just rudely suck up people all the time into their space ships and examine them against their will. At least giantess aliens have free-range to make it more attractive. Perhaps they don’t do the oh-so famous anal probing like the martians do, but would rather do a strip search on a small, innocent human girl who is terrified...at first. And there’s a lot of ways that that story can go. There’s usually a crew of giantesses on the ship which is built to fit their size and not all of them are totally up for scientific research. Some of them might feel like getting on the ground and exploring on foot while the others experiment on the captives. This often times leads them to accidentally walk through a human town, crushing most of it under their feet before they realize they’re doing anything wrong.

Now, a lot of aliens are conquerors, and this is often times the case with alien giantesses. They feel the need to take over entire star systems and enslave enemy races. So a powerful amazon from a far away world might set a course for Earth with the intent of enslaving the human race single handedly. So she’d pack up her energy rifle and grab a few cryo grenades from the armory. Then she’ll slip into her shiny, but showy, battle armor which is like a plastic jumpsuit with large portions of it cut out. Because let’s be real: alien chicks always wear clothing that’s futuristic, but skimpy (see Birdy The Mighty: Decode, anime.)

So an extra terrestrial amazon is well equipped to take on entire armies of soldiers twice her size accompanied by massive drones with laser cannons and smart bombs. However, when she lands on Earth, she’ll be surprised to find that our military defenses aren’t quite what she had in mind. Mostly because the average soldier only comes up to her ankle, or the bottom of her heel if she’s wearing flashy high heels as alien chicks often do. Then conquering the planet won’t be much a problem considering that our only real defense against a Giantess of any kind is a tank. That’s pretty much it: our only solution to dealing with a Giant woman who’s rampaging through the city is a tank. And all they really have to do is just step on them, and then the 80 ton vehicle flattens like a soda can.

So her first thought might be “Huh...I actually didn’t need this weapon at all. In fact, I really don’t even need any of this gear. No point in a first aid kit, or this holographic-visor. I don’t even really need this battle suit for this: it’s hot and sweaty anyway. I could conquer this whole planet with literally nothing but my feet and a can-do attitude.” And that’s exactly what happens. Feel free to use your imagine with what happens next, because that’s as far as I’ve planned. But either way, an alien Giantess usually doesn’t spell good news for the people of Earth. If she’s coming to wage war, she’s going to destroy everything. If she’s coming on an exploration mission, she’s going to destroy everything...by accident. Because I don’t know if you know this or not, but when you’re 100 feet tall, cars are really easy to trip over. And buildings make great cushions to break falls.

In conclusion, the Alien giantess is a very versatile character. They give you the chance to design your own lore involving the planet they came from, the reason why they are coming to Earth, and what they intend to do when they get there. Let’s also not forget that with alien technology, they tend to have growth rays and shrink rays. So perhaps an alien might shrink herself down and join the humans just to better study their culture. Or perhaps they’ll grow one of the native human girls and offer to take her back to their planet and join her people, but only after proving that she’s worthy of the honor by helping the otherworlder decimate her hometown.

There’s really no end to the possibilities, are there?