GTS Profile-The Girlfriend

There’s a lot of things I don’t agree with the GTS community about. I personally wouldn’t want to worship a destructive goddess who eats her subjects for fun. I wouldn’t enjoy being crushed under a giant elbow no matter who it belongs to. But there is one thing I can agree with most people in this community about: having a giantess girlfriend sounds pretty freaking sweet.

(Note: I said “sounds” pretty freaking sweet. Actual scenario may turn out definitely depending on the circumstances.)

So let’s talk a bit about relationships.

I’m not in a relationship right now (shocker) but I’ve learned a lot about them by observing other people. I’ve learned that really anybody can get a girlfriend regardless of what kind of person you are. In fact, often times the guys who are most likely to have a girlfriend are the kinds of guys who really shouldn’t. But it doesn’t really matter if you’re poor, socially awkward, strange, quiet, nerdy, or even a misogynist. You’ve got just about the same chance to hook up with a chick as anyone who is rich, handsome, normal, social adept, or respectful.

Case-in-point: when I was in high school I was friends with this kid who had asperger's. He openly hated girls and typically wasn’t nice to most people (picture Kenji from Katawa Shoujo but without the scarf: a perfect likeness.) One time a girl in my spanish class who knew I was his friend handed me a note and told me to give it to him. I didn’t read the note until I found my friend and told him who it was from. He read it, turned to me, and said “Tell her...I reject her offer.”

After that, I read the note myself. Turns out, it was a freaking love note. The first line began “It came to my attention in the past few weeks that I am very attracted to you.” The note goes on to further establish that she had the hots for him and wanted to go out with him. This perfectly nice girl wanted to date a guy who would admit to her face that he despised girls. If he wanted to, he could have had a date. And I think if he can have a date, anybody could have.

I can’t give him much grief about it though: I’ve been in his position myself. Senior year, I went to prom with a girl and we were going as “just friends.” Halfway into the night she left to go hang out with her other friend and I was just kinda left alone. But this other girl I didn’t know found me and asked me to dance with her. Later that night, after some dancing, she took me out on the porch of the clubhouse where the Prom was being held and told me I used to sit at a table that she sat at. She told me that since then, she had really been into me and wanted to be in a relationship.

Despite how awesome this sounds to other nerds, I actually turned her down. For a few reasons: one because I just didn’t know her. Really, dating works better when you’ve been friends for a while. And she didn’t seem like the kind of girl I’d want to call my girlfriend. It’s unfortunate, especially for a guy like me who doesn’t see much action in this field, but sometimes you gotta make those kinds of calls.

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if maybe someone else had said that: someone I could totally see myself dating. At that point you wander into the world of fantasy though and you might as well make up the most exaggerated story you can.

“What if at prom, it wasn’t that girl who came up to me. What if this unattainably hot girl with a jiggly chest asked me to dance instead. Then she took me out to the porch and proclaimed her undying love for me. After that, she revealed that she was an angel sent from the heavens to save the human race, but she needed a human with enough spiritual energy to help power her and I was the chosen one. After that, she’d carry me to the heavens where I’d help lead an army of super powerful, busty warrior girls against the forces of undead crawling from the depths of Hell.”

Eh, maybe you’d fantasize something different. But it’s my strange brain, I’ll do what I want with it.

Another fantasy I’ve had is the giantess girlfriend. You’d probably already know that if you’ve seen my character Agave. And if you think you haven’t, trust me, you have. She’s the giantess in the picture above.

Agave is a secretly bisexual giantess cat girl with red hair, a sizable cleavage, and a passion for video games. In other words, the perfect woman. At least for me. You may desire a different kind of woman in your fantasies. You may even desire a man (not judging.) But Agave is my girlfriend (or at least my character Storm’s girlfriend if you really want to separate reality from deviantart life.) At first, she comes off as being hostile, cold, and unfriendly. But sometimes she’ll open up to someone and reveal a much warmer, friendlier interior.

She never really liked humans until she met me. I somehow managed to get on her good side enough for her to enjoy my company. You may ask: what are the things that you two find attractive about each other? Well, it’s usually not the big things that bring people together. Sure, Agave’s hot but she’s also sometimes hard to get along with which isn’t a good girlfriend trait. I may seem pretty cool, but I’m a bit on the unusual side too. If you knew us each personally, then you wouldn’t think we’d like each other much.

Relationships are sometimes like that though: certain puzzle pieces just click together even when you think they wouldn’t. I think that’s important to remember when trying to find a lover. But when you’re fantasizing about having a girlfriend, go all out. Don’t be tethered to reality.

Now, you may be wondering “how the **** would a giantess to human relationship even work out? I mean, she’s like BIG and you’re like...well...little.” Well, this is where you gotta freaking use your imagination. In my stories, Agave takes these specialized pills that temporarily shrink her down to human size so that she can live with me. Normally I like her in the giantess form though, but I can’t deny just how helpful the pills have been.

Though maybe with your giantess waifu, you’d want her to be huge all the time. I imagine dating would be rather interesting: she travels through a portal to your smaller world and walks to your house, careful that she doesn’t step on any cars (or maybe intentionally, depending on how sadistic you want her to be.) She picks you up...literally...and walks with you in hand all the way to the nearest city. You two have a dinner on the rooftop section of a five story restaurant, you sitting at the table and her standing up looking down at you while you two share words of intimacy. Then you probably go back to her place, because there’s no place big enough that you’re going to have any privacy with her in this world. Her world’s a lot bigger, and her room should suffice for whatever it is you're about to do. Now, how are you going to spend the night with your giantess girlfriend? Eh, I’d leave that up for you to decide in your own fantasies. Get creative though, that’s my only advice.

Of course, a giantess girlfriend could be a dangerous thing. She could be a spiteful, jealous woman who will crush any girl beneath her feet that she thinks her boyfriend is cheating on her with. Then she’ll take her little human boyfriend and punish him somehow: usually by dropping him into her boot, putting the boot on, and walking around for a bit. Or tossing him in her mouth and swishing him around for a bit: whatever sounds hot in a GTS fiction but would probably suck if it happened in real life.

So when it comes to relationships in real life, you have to remember that your partner is another person with their own ideals, thoughts, emotions, history, and plans for the future. In order for two people to be in love, they each have to meet each other halfway. And they may not always share the same interests. But when you’re creating your own dream date, you can of course get rid of all the negative stuff that comes with being in a relationship and instead focus on all the awesome things that you hear about dating but don’t actually see in real life. Especially when you want your date to be 50 feet tall.

And I think a lot of people in the GTS community would, as long as she isn’t the jealous type.


Oh yeah, pose reference: < nobu-hazel.deviantart.com/art/… >